Wednesday, October 22, 2008

McCain's Pennsylvania: The Hate-Land



Things are starting to get pretty bad in my home state of Pennsylvania, and I have to say at times I'm disappointed in both sides of the fight. This election is bringing out the worst in everybody and I wish it would just be over with already. But in the case of McCain, he's created a monster with his negative campaigning. Tying Obama to terrorism with lies and Muslim extremism by emphasizing Senator Obama's middle name. This isn't the only video like this out there, and its by no means even the worst example of belligerant McCain supporters, but since it took place in Pennsylvania which is where I live and where I believe this election will be decided it's the one I chose to include. It's scary really, its like watching people come out of the shells of their normal daily lives to give a brief peek at who they really are deep down inside, and it isn't pretty.

I think Colin Powell put it best when he made his endorsement, what if he was a Muslim? So what? That sort of speaks for itself. All of a sudden Muslims can't be Americans? Another video showed the McCain campaign in a more positive light, where McCain party officials came out to silence anti-Muslim McCain supporters. Unfortunately that's not the case here. This isn't just a fringe of McCain supporters as he wants us to believe, this is an entire string of Pennsylvanians being disrespectful and at times down-right offensive and even racist. It makes my blood boil that people like this can exist in an civilized country, let alone my own country, and even my own state. Worse yet, it's all done under the guise of being a patriotic "Real American" as if it's some kind of free-pass to be a bigotted, ignorant asshole.

Now I understand the context of this video isn't 100% fair. Nobody likes to be confronted by protesters they don't agree with, and some people just don't like protesters in general, but we have a constitutional right to do so. It's kind of funny how a lot of these people are all for the second ammendment but if it was up to them the first, a much more important ammendment, would be done away with. If they were for the moral values they say they are they'd turn the other cheek, but they'd rather create drama. What's worse is they're doing so on camera. These aren't comments they make in private (I'm sure those are far worse), these are comments they're not ashamed to be caught on film saying.

Honestly I don't care if you vote for McCain or Obama. Your judgement and your world view may be completely different than mine. The problem is that demonstrations like this are showing more and more that it's hate fueling some of these votes and not facts or issues and that's what scares me. And as stated the McCain campaign is partially to blame for this even if McCain has tried to tone it down and confront these people, it's too late for that now. I'm seeing shades of the 1960's and honestly that's a decade I really don't feel this country needs to repeat. It's like some of these elderly people put the time of their life and their mentality before the civil rights movement into a deep corner of their pockets, waiting for this day when they could pull it out again. It's gotten to the point where I honestly fear for Barack Obama's life if he wins this election.

Back in the primaries Obama made what he called "his biggest bone-headed move" when he talked about Pennsylvanians clinging to their guns and God at a campaign stop in California. The truth is it may have been a bad political move, but he was absolutely right. Because of people like this, we're the laughing-stock of the civilized world right now, and to go from the most influential country on the planet to one big joke is a travesty. This needs to end. America needs to change.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Election 2008: The Final Countdown

Hello blog! No I haven't forgotten you. I've just been a combination of busy/lazy/frustrated with the current state of political affairs. A lot has happened in the presidential race since I last blogged about it. A lot of my opinions have changed and since we're in the home stretch this may be the last time I get to talk about it.

In 2004 a man with a funny name gave an incredible speech at the Democratic National Convention and I stated that Barack Obama would be our next Democratic president.

And in 2008, yes, I still support Barack Obama 100%, now maybe even more than ever. Republicans have fought tooth and nail to crush Obama in the last few months and he's somehow stayed ahead in the polls, giving me some hope that most of America is either getting over or getting sick of dirty politics. Obama is the only one offering me the things I need such as good healthcare without worry of being rejected for my pre-existing condition and much needed tax hikes for the wealthy so that we can start balancing the budget and maybe paying off a bit of this ridiculous $10 trillion debt we've racked up. I'm also looking forward to the Democrats restoring some of the regulations that we've been busy repealing since the Reagan years and what's gotten us into this sorry mess of a economy that's spiraling into oblivion and bringing the rest of the world down with it.

As you know if you've read my blog in the past, I wrote that out of all of the Republican candidates running for election that I liked John McCain the most. He was the most liberal candidate, he wasn't afraid to ruffle feathers within his party, and because of all that he seemed like the most likely Republican to run in a post Bush world. He used to be harshly critical of Bush despite his voting record and he seemed to embody the bi-partisan spirit that the United States needs right now.

Well all that's changed. McCain who never really pandered to the evangelicals before was now pandering to the religious right. Absolutely ridiculous attack ads started to pop up such as Barack Obama's association with William Ayers, a former domestic terrorist member of the Weather Underground. Let's just ignore the fact that today he's a successful English professor and a valued member of the Chicago community, even at one time winning a person of the year award. That's okay though, just say that Obama is working with terrorists and don't explain it to make it look like he's done something wrong. So let me get this straight, if I took a class with Ayers would I be a terrorist?

Anyway, a big bomb dropped when McCain announced his candidate for vice president, Alaska governer Sarah Palin. Oh dear God. McCain who said he'd chose someone he was close to and could work with choses a woman he only met twice in his entire life. Now why would he do that I wonder? That's right, to go after angry Hillary Clinton fans or people who will vote for anything involving a vagina because they think they'll be voting for gender equality or some bull. Well I've got news for you, neither McCain or Palin supports equal pay for equal work for women so I wouldn't believe Palin's statements about breaking the glass ceiling. Not only was this obvious and insulting to women voters, but Palin is also an Evangelical and pro-life to get the religious right crowd in line since McCain has never been particularly popular with them. Way to alienate all of the feminist voters in the process. I have a hard time believing John McCain really wanted this woman as his running mate. He's gone from the "maverick" centrist he claimed to be to a simple tool of the Republican party ever since getting their nomination. I guess that was the stipulation.

She delivered a cute lil' ol' country gal speech at the Republican National Convention and for a moment McCain pulled into the lead. She re-invigorated the Republican base and attracted media attention away from Obama, something the McCain campaign was seriously struggling with in the early months. Unfortuntely for McCain in terms of intelligence when Palin isn't performing a practiced speech she's the second coming of Mr. Potatoe himeself, Dan Quayle. She was crushed in interviews with Charlie Gibson and especially Katie Couric who were just trying to learn more about the Governer and her beliefs and ideologies. She proved herself completely unworthy to take the place of McCain if he were to die in office and the campaign railed against the media claiming they were trying to smear Palin when all they were doing is what they were supposed to do, ask questions and recieve answers. Well McCain, you wanted more media attention, you got it, deal with it. Claims like sexism and "gotcha" questions are absurd, the media is not as biased as people tend to believe it is. Making the media an enemy instead of a friend is never a good idea since they're your bridge to the public. It's hilarious to hear Republicans call journalists "elitists" in any case. The best thing to come out of Sarah Palin is the Saturday Night Live skits with Tina Fey who is a dead ringer for Palin.

With the economy dropping like a rock and Obama trying to discuss the issues, McCain has resorted to throwing everything he has left at Obama like a handful of spaghetti and hoping something will stick. The Ayers thing has come back with a vengeance and McCain has attempted to sew seeds of distrust among the American people. This has been good and bad for him. The Republican base is eating out of his hand but the general public seems to be getting frustrated. The country is in a time of crisis, Obama is offering hope and answers, McCain is offering the school-yard bullying tactics of the Republicans when they're down in the polls and people really don't want to hear it. Do we hear Obama cry about Sarah Palin abusing her power in Alaska? No, because that's not what's important right now. Another unforseen consequence of McCain's negative campaigning is he's gone a bit too far in brainwashing is supporters. People going to his rallies and making threats on Obama's life or calling him an arab or saying they're scared for their children's safety in an Obama presidency is making McCain's supporters look like the party of lunacy and it's not helping him one bit, in fact it's forcing him to reign back some of the negativity he's unleashed. It's a bit too late in the game to close Pandora's box however.

So yeah, I'm a little biased, and I'm furiously dissapointed in what John McCain has become during this election and I really see he's not the man I thought he was initially. I usually say that people should vote for what they truly believe is right, to ignore my ramblings or take from them what they like and toss out what they disagree with. In this election however, the country is in dire need of a serious change of direction, and John McCain is not it. I urge anybody out there who might stumble upon this rant who is of voting age in he united states to help elect Barack Obama our next president. If I'm wrong, and the country is worse off in four years then you can say you told me so. I've said it to Bush supporters 2004. I predicted the worst economic disaster since the great depression if Bush were re-elected, and now in 2008, here we are. Put aside any social disagreements you might have with the Democrats and think economy, think national debt, think jobs, think energy, think environment, and think blue state.

Friday, August 15, 2008

DS Game Review: Bangai-O Spirits

Last year when I was told this game was coming out I did not believe it. There was no reason for me to believe it after all. Bangai-O was an obscure action title for the Nintendo 64 (in Japan) and the Dreamcast (International release) and the Dreamcast version was the one I had originally played. It doesn't look like a Dreamcast game with tiny little 2-D sprites and fairly mediocre graphics but once the action starts to ramp up you realize why serious hardware is required to play it.
The game was developed by Treasure, a small privately owned developer in Japan. Ever since one of my favorite games, Gunstar Heroes, Treasure has dedicated themselves to making the games that they want to play, catering to a hardcore video game crowd not just by making difficult arcade style games, but making difficult arcade style games that reak of quality. Their shooter hit Ikaruga has made them synonymous with oldschool style games. Though it wouldn't be fair to say they're trapped in the past as they take old concepts and twist them with new and innovative game mechanics and graphical experiments to create something positively unique.
Though they often times make licensed games, or even work as a second party to big companies like Sega, Nintendo, and Konami, Treasure has even managed to make excellent games with licenses and under pressure from much larger developers. They're the little team that could, and every once in a while one of their sought after original titles is released. Unfortunately, Treasure games are targetted at a niche audience, so often times they're not produced in high numbers and quickly become rare. In any case I could talk about Treasure for hours, but I'm here today to talk about Bangai-O Spirits.
Up until about the Gameboy Advance era, Treasure wasn't known for releasing sequels. Their policy was that once a game is finished, it's a complete work, and there's no need for a sequel. This changed a bit as Treasure said if they feel like they can improve upon a game they're revisit it. Though you can argue whether or not they have improved upon past games with their sequels is up for debate, but we'll save that for another time.

Bangai-O didn't seem like an obvious choice for a sequel. It was well recieved but not very widely known. There was room for a sequel with more levels and what not but it was also fine as a stand-alone title. The premise of the game is that you fly around in this little (at least the sprite on the screen) robot and you'd launch either homing missiles or reflective lasers at your enemies. The gimmick was the more danger you put yourself in the more missiles (up to 400!) you could launch when you used your special attack. The sprite-based game could cause so many bullets and explosions to fill the screen that it would even cause the Dreamcast to grind to a hault with slowdown. Some people would say this is a bad thing, but when you're playing a Treasure game you'd feel ripped off without slowdown because it means they weren't trying hard enough. It also helps you adjust to the frantic pace of the game so its mostly intentional. In any case the game was also filled with horrible Engrish which was hilarious and a, well, sort of a story? All that mattered was that the game was ass seeringly difficult yet it was one of the funnest, most addictive, and unique games on the Dreamcast.Bangai-O Spirits isn't a direct sequel, but it expands on the original in almost every way. Obviously, you've got more levels and new weapons which make the game a bit deeper and more strategic than the original. The weapons allow you to mix and match like Gunstar Heroes with varying results and melee weapons like the sword and the baseball bat change the dynamic of the gameplay completely. Some weapons are perfect for one level, and completely useless in the next, forcing you to use your head and promoting trial and error. For most games trial and error sounds like a bad thing, but in Bangai-O and Spirits the levels short enough that even if you die for the umpteenth time you don't get frustrated and you usually know what you did wrong which is amazing in a game where most deaths come from being swarmed by bullets. Another interesting thing about Bangai-O is that not all levels are balls-out action, but rather slower paced puzzles, which really helps mix things up and keep it interesting.
Besides your regular shots which you have a selection of mixing and matching now with the regular homing and bounce shots to the more exotic drill-tipped break bullets or napalm missiles, you can do the same for your special "EX" slowdown-creating-screen-clearing-blast-of-death. Reflect works sort of like the game Giga Wing where instead of launching your own missiles you send the enemy projectiles back at them. There's also an EX move that lets you freeze time for three seconds which doesn't seem like a lot but in this game it's an eternity. Direct is another EX choice, which clumps all your shots together for one devestating forward blast. The game's tutorial references the "Wave Motion Cannon" from Space Battleship Yamato when explaining Direct EX. The EX attack works a little different from the original game. Not only do you have to put yourself in direct danger to make a bigger blast, but also you need to have a few seconds to charge up before releasing in order to get the full potential. Because of the DS's graphical limitations it can't do the 400 missile shots, so instead it makes your missiles larger and larger for the maximum of 100 of the largest missiles that are about three times the size of Bangai-O itself and it's truly a sight of devistation to behold. In the original game you also refilled your EX bar simply by causing explosions, here however the "space fruit" isn't just for points, and you need to collect it in order to refill your EX bar making things a little more challenging.
Unlike the original game there isn't really a story, which is fine because there really shouldn't be one. The tutorial introduces a few characters and makes some self-referential humor, definitely displaying that they know what kind of gamers they're targetting with this niche game. It's pretty amusing I don't want to spoil it, and there's even an "ending" of sorts after you beat the "Treasure's Best" levels. Speaking of levels, I didn't count, but there's apparently over 160 in the US version which has been tweaked and improved over the Japanese one which is also common for Treasure titles.

I haven't tried to multiplayer yet, but it exists, and the game also comes with a level editor which is Treasure's wat of addressing the original game coming to an end. Interstingly, the game uses a "sound transfer system" and you can save custom levels to your computer by recording the sound, then put them on the Internet for other people to download by playing the sound through headphones over the DS microphone. I have tried this with some custom Japanese levels and it works great. Lots of American levels are popping up on Youtube already and I hope the trend continues so I'll have an excuse to keep playing this game for years to come.
Treasure has delivered one of the best titles on the DS, though it isn't for everyone. Casual gamers might find themselves scratching their heads at the difficulty, the unique gameplay elements, and non-linearity and lack of any kind of story. Hardcore shooter fans and even puzzle-gamers might find a lot to like about Bangai-O Spirits however. Though it doesn't replace the original game, it makes a lot of adjustments and improvements to the formula that really makes this a must have for fans of the first Bangai-O. At first I griped because it doesn't control the same, using two x/y axis in a sort of Smash TV or Robotron sort of way. Once you get used to it though it becomes second nature and the game gets a bit easier. Once you learn the pros and cons of the various weapons and attacks and the weaknesses of the enemies the difficulty shouldn't scare you away like it would for say, Contra 4, though this game was designed with Treasure's fanbase in mind, so expect to die... a lot... Unlike Contra however the deaths never seem cheap or frustrate from the addicting gameplay.

In any case don't be afraid to try something new and support one of the most dynamic privately owned video game developers in the business. I've been getting reports that this game is difficult to find in stores due to it being a niche title and not being heavily produced, so grab it before it becomes rare! Trust me, if your mind is sharp and and your reflexes are in need of a workout then Bangai-O Spirits will deliver. BANGAI-O! GO!
Score: 10/10, it's not for everyone but it perfectly achieves what its set out to do and is one of the best, and most unique, games on the DS.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Top Ten Science Fiction Capital Ships

Capital ships: the big boys that make up star fleets and lead the charge into the cosmos. These are the vessels that the heroes of space opera often times call home and are the most important pieces of technology in space science fiction. So which ones do I think are the most noteworthy? Find out below!

10. NadesicoNumber 10 on any list is usually the least serious, the one that only made the cut because the writer couldn't think of anything else to put here. This is true for the Nadesico, a ship that in one way or another parodies all of the others on this list. Nadesico takes the features from many famous capital ships like the big main gun, the unique form of travel (which is explained throughout the plot of the show and believe it or not doesn't involve going faster than light) and like most anime battleships a platoon of robots to do its fighting.

What makes Nadesico truly unique is its crew of misfits from the plucky and ditzy female captain who somehow manages to be a tactical genius to the robot pilot who just wants to be a chef. Let's not forget the fan favorite emotionless 12 year old girl who controls the ship's computer either. All of the complex relationships and off-the-wall comedy of the show was bound together by the common thread that was this ship which became a symbol for everyone living on it while in their own special way trying to bring peace while being a civilian built and operated vessel, stuck in the middle of the hopeless military and mysterious invaders.

9. Millennium Falcon
Why so low for the famous Millennium Falcon? Well I wrestled over whether to include it or not, as a freighter it's not technically a capital ship. Size doesn't always matter however, it's importance that gives the ship its nature as a capital vessel and with the "modifications" made by Han Solo this baby isn't just a simple freighter anymore. Also after serving as a command ship in battle I think it's safe to list the Millennium Falcon here in its rightful place alongside other capital ships of note.

The Millennium Falcon is an excellent design. There's just no way you can look at a top-down silhouette of this ship and not instantly recognize it. The designers managed to construct a vessel that looks both slapped together and totally bad-ass at the same time. And bad-ass it is, this little ship had a bigger effect on the Star Wars universe than an entire fleet of Star Destroyers and is partially responsible for the destruction of both Death Stars. Of course, it's the captain that ultimately determines the success of a ship and the Falcon practically is Han Solo personified in machine form. Simply put this ship is the ultimate underdog, the good-hearted pirate you can't help but root for, the stuff that starship legend is made of.

8. Space Battleship Yamato
Probably the silliest ship on this list, in my opinion at least. Basically in a future where the Earth is destroyed by aliens, you take the ruins of the Japanese World War II battleship Yamato and slap a faster-than-light engine onto it and a really, really big gun.

This classic anime is not one of my favorites and honestly I haven't seen a whole lot of it, but it's important to list here because it opened the door and set the standard for future star-faring capital ships. It's titular "wave motion gun" would be copied by nearly every anime with giant space ships as a means of giving the title ship a big trump card weapon. Though the ship itself is a little corny it never the less marked an important turning point in anime which was changing from simple children's programming to hard science fiction, starting with Yamato's inspiration.

7. Klingon Bird of Prey
Well this ship has worked its way into so many episodes and movies of Star Trek that it would be a shame not to include it here. Fans argue about its size and its specifications mainly because nobody really cared about keeping the scale consistent in all of its appearances but we won't be getting into that here. The bird of prey combines the best of Klingon and Romulan designs from classic Star Trek to create one of the coolest bad guy ships in science fiction. Oh, and did I mention the sucker can cloak?

Despite its original purpose, to serve as cannon fodder for the Enterprise's photon torpedoes, the bird of prey is a ship class that has accomplished a lot of important things in Star Trek history. One forced the original Enterprise to self destruct, that same ship was used to get the crew back to Earth and travel in time to save the whales (if you don't know don't ask). The "to be or not to be" cloaked ship duel in Star Trek VI was one of the greatest moments in franchise history, and another bird of prey, still in service after all this time, managed to destroy the Enterprise-D. The Klingon Empire will probably never stop using these little ships which have the honor of probably being the most successful and longest running line of vessels in the Star Trek universe.

6. White Base
If Mobile Suit Gundam is the Star Trek of Japan, the White Base is the Enterprise. Called the "Trojan Horse" by its space colony inhabiting Zeon rivals due to its strange silhouette the White Base is indeed a unique ship that might not be terribly pretty but it gets the job done. Though heavily armed and armored White Base's true trump card was the cargo it was specifically designed to carry, large mecha called mobile suits, and in particular the Earth Federation's fearsome prototype, the Gundam.

Along with Star Wars and Battlestar Galactica, Gundam's White Base was one of the earlier takes on the aircraft carrier in space concept with a catapult system to launch its combat units. Full of rookies and refugees the White Base and its prototype weapons still proved to be an important factor in winning the One Year War, mainly because Zeon tended to be so obsessed with the vessel and its cargo that they forgot they should be trying to win the war instead of chasing after White Base which indeed lived up to its "Trojan Horse" name as it served as a distraction for the Federation's main forces. In the end however White Base did serve bravely in the final conflicts of the war and helped bring an end to the Zeon uprising, at least temporarily.

5. TCS Tiger's Claw
Speaking of aircraft carriers in space, that's what the main vessels of Wing Commander literally are. Bare with me here, I'm talking about the games not that god awful 1999 movie. I mulled over which ship deserved to be on the list and I came to the conclusion that by virtue of being the first and the most often referenced that the Tiger's Claw deserved the spot. The original inspiration was to have a World War II esque naval war in space and the Tiger's Claw certainly does capture that feeling a bit. You get a real sense of pride for your mothership as you attack and defend your way through the Vega sector in a bold campaign to block the cat-like alien Kilrathis' clearest path to Earth.

Though the regal powerhouse that is Concordia is my favorite Wing Commander cap ship it's the Tiger's Claw that kicked off this epic space opera and the trailblazing cinematic video game series that followed. It embodied the idea of what a space navy is and made you feel like a part of a greater whole. On the Claw you were part of a family of other pilots, risking your lives day after day and sticking your necks out for one another only to come home and schmooze with them over a drink and take a nap in the pilot's barracks with its mysteriously leaky ceiling. The Tiger's Claw kicked the Kilrathi out of the Vega sector, hunted and destroyed a prototype Kilrathi dreadnaught, and ended a genocidal holy war making certain that nobody would ever forget its contributions to the Terran Confederation. Her doom at the hands of top secret Kilrathi stealth fighters would also lead to the twisting and turning plot of Wing Commander 2, full of heartbreak, betrayal and revenge making it one of the greatest PC games of all time.

4. SDF-1 Macross
Macross is perhaps the most important or at least noteworthy ship in the history of Japanese animation. It’s the main attraction of what’s probably the single greatest space opera in all of anime. This powerful vessel has a main gun that would make the Yamato blush and a giant robot battle mode. Its compliment of normal and transformable mecha adds to its firepower along with a (nearly) impenetrable barrier system. Yet none of that really matters. The Macross is but one ship rebuilt from alien wreckage and pitted against a fleet of hostile giant aliens called the Zentradi who only live to wage war. Deep inside the ship, which is massive for humans but just a tiny gunboat to the Zentradi, is a rebuilt city of refugees making a futile attempt to survive.

Still, the Macross does survive battle after battle through luck and the will to protect the refugees of Macross City, and the effect that human culture has the Zentradi starts to become apparent. The city itself, especially its famous singer Lynn Minmei, becomes the secret weapon against the Zentradi as human culture infects their ranks and teaches them that there’s more to life than war. Macross survives spectacular battles while exploring the human condition. It’s powerless to prevent the bombarding of the Earth against superior Zentradi forces, but in the end it becomes the saving grace of all humanity.

3. Battlestar Galactica So they may have just been knocking off the Star Destroyer when they designed this one, that’s okay. Probably the biggest influence for future aircraft carriers in space, Galactica is a fearsome battleship with a compliment of state of the art fighters called Vipers. It’s the last of its kind, the fleet of twelve now dwindled down to one and the home colonies of its people laid waste in a genocidal attack by the mechanical alien Cylons. The Galactica is now the flagship of a rag-tag civilian fleet, searching for the mythical 13th colony called "Earth."

Despite being the obvious inspiration of the new Battlestar Galactica series, this at first glance Star Wars rip off is an interesting, if not campy, show in its own right. I’d go as far as to say that the Galactica itself served as the inspiration for a lot of space operas that came after it, especially those that focus on interstellar combat with fighters and carriers. No matter what George Lucas says, it’s undeniable that Galactica has been an important influence in science fiction. It had the single ship weekly adventure feel of Star Trek with the grandiose war going on like Star Wars. If you can handle the space disco and guys with pretty perms from the late 70’s there’s a lot to like about this big and tough battle cruiser that could.

2. Imperial Star Destroyer One of the most imposing ships of all time, the Imperial Star Destroyer needed to be near the top of this list. Nothing makes rebel scum shit their pants like a fleet of these massive vessels, armed to the teeth with giant blaster cannons and hundreds of TIE fighters and Storm Troopers. Their design is so simple, basically just a triangle with a bridge attached, yet something is so cold and brutal about them that they’re the perfect ship to symbolize the iron fist of the Galactic Empire.

Regretfully we didn’t get to see these ships do a whole lot in the movies but sit around and look angry though it was heavily implied that they outclassed the rebel’s fleet in every way imaginable. Games like TIE Fighter expanded upon their combat usage and roles as carriers as well as battleships. In any case I don’t care what science fiction universe you reside in, an ISD paying you a visit will ensure that you’re not going to be having a good day.

1. USS EnterpriseThere was never any doubt what number one would be on this list. The USS Enterprise in all its many incarnations as it’s difficult to pick just one and they all share the same design lineage anyway. No matter what angle you view its silhouette the Enterprise is easily recognizable. The genius design by Matt Jefferies made certain that it would be unique and memorable and after all these years that hasn’t changed a bit. The Enterprise introduced us all to the idea of large capital ships in science fiction and to many except for people reading novels and short stories it introduced the idea of a space navy as well even though the Enterprise was on a peaceful exploration mission it was still a warship as well when it needed to be.

The interesting design comes from the ideas that Matt Jefferies had about the ship being smooth since it was so high-tech that visible machinery wouldn’t make any sense. He separated the engines from the main saucer section under the pretense that they would be so powerful it would be dangerous to have them connected to the living quarters. Along with her crew of adventurers the Enterprise would be thrown up against alien warships, false gods, doomsday weapons, hijackings, and just about anything else you could imagine and always come out on top. It’s become probably the most recognized space ship in the world and the Star Trek franchise shows no sign of dying off or even slowing down as we head towards the next movie. Star Wars, Battlestar Galactica, Mobile Suit Gundam, just about every work of space science fiction owes its existence to the Big E.

Well, I guess I have to say which Enterprise is my favorite now don’t I? Trust me the answer isn’t hard. Andrew Probert’s redesign for the movie is without a doubt the most beautiful starship ever created. Taking Matt Jefferies’s ingenious but woefully dated original design and turning it into the majestic, timeless creature that is the Constitution Class Refit is nothing less than a work of true artistry. Too bad they don't make physical models anymore.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Can We Fix it? No We're Fucked!

So now that the general election campaign has finally started I’ve had a hard time following the news. The Democratic race has mentally drained me and probably a lot of voters who had to put up with Hillary and Obama beating each other’s heads in. I have to say it is pretty amazing that this happened though considering George Bush Jr. got reelected I guess anything is possible in politics. Though I said the first time I ever saw Barrack Obama that he would one day be the President of the United States, I was pretty resigned to believing that Hillary would eventually come out on top. I guess I shouldn’t get into trying to predict political stuff since I’m usually wrong, not that anybody in the media knows what they’re doing anyway. The polls, the big impressive charts and graphs, it’s all BS.

Anyway here we are, general election woo, the Democrats can work together now right? Right?! Unfortunately one of my political predictions did come true, at least partially. The rift in the Democratic Party that still exists is unacceptable. The tooth-and-nail race that the candidates ran has left grudges in its place, some of which with unimaginable consequences. Hillary Democrats swearing their allegiance to John McCain.

It’s one thing for them to “refuse to vote” due to the loss of their matriarch but it’s another thing to vote for the Republican candidate. And it’s not that they’re doing it because they think he’ll be a better president but rather just to spite Obama for having the audacity to beat Hillary in the primaries.

I know, I know, things like Florida (I fucking hate Florida, they mess up every election they touch. If it were up to me the entire state would be disenfranchised permanently. Sorry Floridians, no offense. Please teach your government how to run an election.) and Michigan delegate woes were a little underhanded though they’re lucky they got counted at all. I also know that I gave McCain a bit of a thumbs up in the past if only because he was better than the other candidates offered by the Republican party. However, since becoming the presumptive nominee, the once independent-style McCain seems to have fallen in line with his party as if they held a gun to his head and told him that if he didn’t act like Bush they’d pull the trigger.

Now let me get this clear right now, I think McCain is smarter than Bush, I think he’s a better man than Bush. I don’t think, however, that McCain’s policy of staying Bush’s course if he gets elected is the right direction for the United States. I also fail to understand how Hillary supporters can look at McCain, look at Obama, and decide that McCain better represents their interests when McCain’s stance on the issues couldn’t be further away from Hillary’s. Let’s not forget than in early Republican debates, McCain was right there with everyone else bashing who they thought they’d be running against, Hillary Clinton, with comments that bordered on school yard bullying and sexism. And this is the man they’d rather vote for than the Democrat whose stances are in all honesty nearly identical to Clinton’s? What's worse is most of Hillary's die-hard supporters are middle class voters who are truly struggling in the current state of the economy yet now they're going to vote for somebody whose view on the economy is to keep it running the same way it has been in the past eight years and expect it to get better? I don't want to make this an issue of race or anything but seriously, sometimes I wonder.

It leads me to only one conclusion. It’s a popularity contest, it’s like “reality TV” more than it is a government election. People weren’t going to vote for Hillary Clinton because they liked what she stood for, they were going to vote for her because they just happened to like her. And just like the immature kids these voters are they’re going to jump ship because I guess they never really gave a damn about what the Democratic Party is trying to accomplish anyway. If they’d rather have a Bush sequel then they can bring it on themselves. I just want to make this plea to these people, if any of them for some strange reason happens upon my blog. Just DON’T VOTE. If you feel neither of the candidates represent you, you have the right and the privilege to not vote. If you’re upset with the party, it doesn’t mean you should support someone whose views are the polar opposite to your own instead just because your candidate lost. Hillary isn’t supporting Barrack Obama because somebody is making her, she’s doing it because it’s what all Democrats should do and she wants her supporters to do the same and even that hasn’t fazed some of them.

I know most of those Democratic voters are in the minority, or at least I hope they are. Though I’ve been a supporter of Barrack Obama from the beginning I truly expected him to lose and was prepared to offer my full support for Hillary Clinton. This needs to be the year that Democrats can finally come together to try and do something about the current state of our nation. Somebody needs to restore the world’s faith in the United States and retune a failing economy. If you think John McCain is the man to do that then I’m fine with your decision and your opinions. If you think Hillary Clinton was that person and you’re voting for McCain out of spite, then you seriously need to rethink your action before the ballot is cast.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Political Highlander?

I'm not sure if Time was aware of the hilarious pun they were making with this cover. It sums up the state of the Democratic Party pretty nicely though.

I wonder... which one is MacLeod and which one is the Kurgan?